I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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