It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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