We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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