i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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