they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
sex in a hospital.. check
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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