I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
