Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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