I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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