forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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