Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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