Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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