hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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