Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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