Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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