So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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