But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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