His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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