That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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