How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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