ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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