Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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