no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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