Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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