1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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