I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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