i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
