Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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