All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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