On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it's great music for shaving your balls
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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