And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The uberlube is also flammable
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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