Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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