I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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