It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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