your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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