is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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