Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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