She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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