I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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