Moan for me like Helen Keller
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize