I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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