By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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