talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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