Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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