RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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