is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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