Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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