dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
