I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I enjoy the company of your penis
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