OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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