do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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