Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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