"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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