People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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