She is in my trunk
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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