He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Shame - the story of my life.
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