dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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