put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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