we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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